CONTENTS



FILM SCHOOL


A THOUSAND AND ONE FILM REVIEWS


FOOD


WORK


SCIENCE AND MEDICINE


POLITICS


RELIGION


TRUE STORIES


MADE UP STORIES

IN THEATERS

Away We Go
The Taking of Pelham 123
Drag Me To Hell
The Limits of Control
Star Trek
Terminator Salvation
Monsters vs. Aliens
Sunshine Cleaning
Duplicity
The Class
Watchmen


AT HOME

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Trouble the Water
Tell No One
Let the Right One In
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Slumdog Millionaire
Quantum of Solace
Synecdoche, New York
Rachel Getting Married
Milk
Blindness
The Secret Life of Bees
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
The Children of Huang Shi


JOHNWSTILES


Essays

Diagnostics, Day Surgery and Flash Fires 06.27.09

It wasn't cancer. At least it isn't yet. The cysts on my vocal chords were discovered by the Otolaryngologist as he checked for obvious physical abnormalities possibly contributing to the bogus diagnosis of sleep apnea (Sleep Study). He removed them about a year ago now and in the follow-up was surprised to see they were back. He was convinced they were caused by acid reflux. Sure enough, Google confirms granulomas in the larynx are normally the result of acid reflux. His initial treatment is "the purple... more


Travel 06.30.09

Was this ever fun?
The shower at the Radisson has a new twist, Showergard. It's designed for our safety, of course, and the instructions are written on a circular label around what appears to be the water control lever. I say appears because, like the card readers at the grocery store, every shower strives for a certain level of uniqueness. Yes, I know there is no such word, but in the spirit of the idiots that design...more


Films In Current Release

Away We Go 06.20.09 ticket ticket ticket

We each took turns pronouncing on the relative merits of the six or so coming attractions. Each ninety second selection derived from reading the tea leaves of the mall found focus group. They thought it looked dreadful. I did too but previews so often misdirect... more


The Taking of Pelham 123 06.09.09 ticket ticket

An updated version of a good but insignificant suspense thriller. I would have preferred to see Walter Mathau with a diamond stud in his ear lobe, tearing up over personal remorse for taking a bribe that didn't compromise his decision to choose the bribor's project. A train wreck from start to finish. Who would have thought a police sniper would accidentally discharge his sniper rifle when startled by a rat, or... more


Drag Me To Hell 06.09.09 ticket ticket

Scary movie. Alison Lohman plays a "do what it takes to get ahead" loan officer. Hope she gets what she deserves. Talk about the evil dead...no more


The Limits of Control 05.30.09 ticket ticket

Densely beautiful and beautifully dense film. Some guy goes from incredible locale to more incredible locale interacting with ever more bizarre characters using a matchbox as medium. Eventually he runs into Bill Murray channeling Dick Cheney. Tilda Swinton, Gael Garcia Bernal, Paz de la Huerta, and John Hurt make cameos as matchbook wielding... more


Star Trek 05.23.09 ticket ticket

Surprise, there is life in the Star Trek franchise! Kirk as drunken hoodlum, cool. Yet another silly back story with worm... more


Terminator Salvation 05.16.09 ticket ticket

People good. Machines bad. Come with me if you want to live. I'll be back.
Another layer of the enduring Terminator franchise. Coupled with California's budget crisis and last year's Fox TV series, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, ones life could be lived pretty much in the shadow of The Terminator, real and imagined. Last month's Atlantic Monthly magazine talked of the pending Singularity. Not the Black Hole Center of the galaxy singularity but the coming moment when a machine develops the capacity to improve itself. Sort of a Robbie meets I, Robot, they marry and give birth to IT.
I saw an old friend yesterday. She didn't appear to have a cell phone with her, has no Facebook presence and thought Twitter was a form of... more


Films On DVD

The Reader 12.30.08 ticket ticket

The two women in front of me in line were each buying tickets to two films, The Reader and Slumdog Millionaire. I was bracketed by ticket buyers for the seniors only showing of Slumdog Millionaire two weeks ago when I went to see The Day the Earth Stood Still. Now I was behind two ladies discussing the qualifications for senior status with the college student behind the window. The third member of their group ran up and breathlessly explained ... more


Frost/Nixon 12.27.08 ticket ticket

One of the great storytellers of his generation, Ron Howard can have you perched on the edge of your seat in anticipation or sinking in a cringe of dread even when he is retelling a story you thought you knew. His film of the Apollo 13 odyssey set the bar for dramatic recreation ... more


Let the Right One In 12.23.08 ticket ticket

We likely have Ann Rice to thank for the current revival of the vampire genre with her paen to New Orleans' Garden District and the vampires who therein reside. Two of her vampire novels, Interview With a Vampire and The Vampire Lestat, made it the big screen. The more ambitious The Witching Hour, is still best and fortunately only enjoyed in text mode. Her tribute to the Garden District architecture is unparalelled in its descritive power (from Inteview With a Vampire I recall) and she can, on occassion, pen a profoundly frightening passage - a nightime bedroom moment made me stop reading out of sheer terror... more


Tell No One 10.04.08 ticket ticket ticket

Suspense thrillers. An under-appreciated genre. Hitchcock did them so much better than anyone else he relegated the rest to a second-class of relative obscurity from which only a few rise to the level of art. Or maybe it's the mechanical nature of their plot development that makes the suspense thriller so prone to disrespect. Characters are secondary in the suspense thriller, it's the who-done-it or when-will-it-be-done or to-whom-will-it-be-done that dominates. They don't have to be second class, though, and in the rare film ... more


Slumdog Millionaire 12.21.08 ticket ticket

I was explaining Slumdog to a friend at dinner last night and he asked if people broke out in song during the film. A reference to Bollywood, the Indian film industry that features morality plays disguised as 1950's musicals. Slumdog is more Hollywood than Bollywood and gives us an unsparingly painful look at life in Mumbai's great slum. A slumdog is a resident and the millionaire suffix is in reference to India's version of Regis ... more


Quantum of Solace 11.14.08ticketticket

Either this is what happens when one ages or this is a profoundly flawed film. I often have trouble understanding dialogue these days. Thanks to the digital recording device on the television I can up the volume and replay until I either get it or tire of the effort. I do it often enough that I think to it in the movie theater, even the concert hall. Occasionally I imagine using it in dinner conversation...more


Milk 12.19.08 ticket ticket

Anita Bryant extended the fifteen minutes she was awarded by the Miss America pageant by waging war on gays and lesbians. Supporting poisonous propositions to validate marginalization based on sexual preference, she was regularly featured on the nightly news extolling the virtue of male on female sex and warning of the dangers of any variation. The media, in their usually misguided effort to present "both sides" of a story, gave her pretty face plenty of time and alternated with the most outrageous drag queens available. The general public was presented a "balanced" ... more


Rachel Getting Married 10.18.08 ticket ticket ticket

Anne Hathaway charmed us in The Princess Diaries, worried us when she signed on for its sequel, gave us a hint of her depth in Brokeback Mountain, held her own with Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada and assumes her position in the first tier with her portrayal of a dark and desperate Kym in Rachel Getting Married. I just sat back down after turning down the...more


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